Well hey there folks,

Hickamore here!

Glad you found your way out these parts to join us!

Hope the long ramble has been good to you so far. I know mine has.

Course, even if it hasn’t been good ain’t no refunds that I know of, so you might as well get to enjoying what you can.

Just a little light-hearted humor, folks.

My buddy tells me this is going up on my website. Pretty cool stuff for a guy that ain’t even got a phone.

Why don’t I have a phone? Well it’s a pretty interesting story actually… You see one day I was going out for a walk to get a thing of honey, specifically, the kind that comes in a bear, and I noticed this bright, bright, really bright, green patch of grass way up, oh, i’d say about 30-40 feet ahead of me? Something like that. Anyway, I mean really, this grass was like a crazy bright green, we’re talking like a neon type of green grass that I had never seen before, it was wild!

So i figured I’d head out and see what in the world is going on with that patch of bright green grass and it seemed like every time I got to where that odd little patch looked like it was going to be, I looked up and it was another 30-40 feet ahead of me at all times. So i keep following this patch, and trust me if you seen grass like this you would do exact same as I did, but eventually it got dark and i couldn’t see the patch no more.

Meanwhile, here I was thinking this was gonna be a quick little jaunt to see some weird grass and before i knew it I had walked so far away from my house i didn’t know the way back and i didn’t have my dang phone to use the GPS to figure out how.

I had walked so far away from home I didn’t have no idea how to get back. I thought this was just gonna be a quick trip but that grass was much farther away than I thought it was and I kept walking and walking and i still ain’t get to it. So now I’m way far out, no phone and don’t know how to get back cuz I don’t got no GPS.

So I pretty much just been wandering around ever since.

People ask me all the time, “Why don’t you just go back and get your phone?”

Well by now it probably ain’t even charged no more, so what good does that do me?

Good to have you on board, can’t wait to tell you more.

- Hickamore St. Clair

Hickamore’s Buddy Here,

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About Me:

Still Hickamore’s buddy here. I ain’t got much interesting about me, personally. I’m just trying to help Hickamore out. I like the guy. But, one interesting fact about me is that I got a black and white cat named Jetpack and she lives outside.